Thursday, June 27, 2013

These Daisies (These Days "ies" ) and the Period of Time in Which People are Rather Grumpy

These days, I think everybody is just sort of feeling a bit sensitive and rather... grumpy. It might just be me imagining it, but everybody gets angry easily and erupts almost all the time. I guess this is the Period of Time in Which People are Rather Grumpy. As I was saying, you have to be really careful about what you say or do or else somebody is going to just erupt. As I said before, it might just be me in my Rather Grumpiness phase, but I just don't want to feel guilty alone so I made up the Period of Time in Which People are Rather Grumpy  I look at myself in the mirror and see... a Rather Grumpy  looking me staring back. Everything is pointing downwards. My mouth is like a sad, grumpy face, my eyes are sort of slanted, and so are my eyebrows. I feel like a sock. A sock is empty and hollow without the foot. Always sort of drooping around and not really doing anything. Conclusion: I feel like a sock that has no foot in it. Conclusion: I feel like a foot that has no sock around it. I feel like a T-Rex that has no claws or teeth. I feel like a clock with no hands. I feel like me in a Rather Grumpy phase. So what was the thing that made be such a Blarsterod these days? I just feel horribly tired and grumpy and I feel like everybody hates me. Which I know is not true, but I feel like it. I feel horrible and I feel like everybody is mad and angry at only me. I dunno. I guess it's actually me. I'm mad at everyone and I am being a Blarsterod about it, and so, it comes back at me, just making everything worse. How to solve this problem? I think I just have to stop being such a Blarsterod. And I'll start... now.



I just had a sudden realization hit me. I know why I was being such a Blarsterod, I felt innocent. I felt like everybody was telling only me that I was doing something wrong and this made me feel mad. It's like the question, "Why am I the only one picked on?"





DEFINE BLARSTEROD: A rather grumpy, rude, annoying, person that makes everybody angry by being angry and showing his/her anger by the most horriblest of ways.