Saturday, December 31, 2016

JusticeServed

disclaimer: this is one of those weird drafts i found that i had written a couple years back but i decided to post anyway

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It's difficult to do deal with those certain people who believe that they are capable of deftly sorting things out. Eventually, they get their way and indeed try to sort those things out. You notice my pessimistic word choice with "try". That is because it is an attempt and merely that. They never succeed, because they are clearly unable to actually do what they claim they can do. What gave them the confidence and certitude that they would be able to sort those things out? It's a question I ask myself when I am very bored. The whole thing itself is an impossibly ridiculous belief. Preposterous, in fact, if you ask me. Yet they always insist and are quite deaf to all the things that you might say to discourage them and hopefully sway them from making a fool of his or her self. Dealing with these sort of people, is a bit like dealing with the remainder of eggs on your breakfast plate. Absolutely impossible. One expects that through natural selection, these misguided people would be shifted back into place, but they are forever erroneous. Unfortunate, that. Or maybe it can be considered fortunate for those people probably would cause some sort of trouble anyway. I consider myself lucky to be one that does not have to deal with that kind of absurd behavior. And also, I note that I, myself, am not one of those ludicrous habits. On a final note, a merry new year to most, but I hope Percival dies and so does his wife. Nosy tosser deserves worse than dear Mary (decapitated by a bull's foot).




-Lord K

             

Monday, December 26, 2016

when john asked

john seeing an opportunity
washed his hands
with soap
       white like ivory
it took years

    damn
that was the biggest elephant i had seen

Friday, December 23, 2016

they came from trees

We are the bees
that come from the trees
and when we sneeze
you'll feel a breeze
between your knees
parentheses
taiwanese
farmer's cheese
abc's
we are the bees
we came from the trees
thanks for the squeeze

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Alright Sevens'?

its just the title. that
s really it.

also these posts are getting short so im just
going
to fill
space
with

words




heh



















pls help

Sunday, December 18, 2016

I Love to Rhyme It's exciting! Crime.

I love to rhyme because it's exciting.
Crime
It's nice to rhyme because it's fascinating.
Dime.
I'm running out of good rhymes: waiting
Lime.
DING
MIMe
RING
CJHIME
AJANING
LENFINIME
FKEIDNING
FEADJIEIME

im a poet
and i know it
you see that boat?
row it.
see that lawn?
mow it.
Just
DOe IT.