Soap and Potatoes

One day, I found that I had a rather strange liking for potatoes and soap. Scratch that. An addiction. It was a period of time in which I went all weird. I was mostly focusing on the potatoes. At the highest point of this time I started answering almost every question with potato. (I'll call this phase, the Soapotato Phase) I don't know why, but if I was ever confuddled, I would simply say "potatoes". It was sort of a little thing that made be feel a bit relaxed I guess. Really it made no sense at all, but I liked the word "potatoes" and also the actual thing itself. Soap... was a little different. I didn't really express my strange liking for soap to anybody. I kept it to myself. I would just go and say, "Soap smells good." to the mirror. I wash my hands with soap... I guess that's why soap is just so awesome... You wash your hands with it. But always remember, if you are at hard times, just say "potatoes" and you'll feel much better. Trust me. 

Actually don't trust me. 

Trust the potatoes.